gY to max Canadian

CRAB, wahahaha!

Well, finally i got to do the gY thing here: fishing crabs.. Today, early first thing in the morning, i went to crabbing. Err, in actual fact, for those hu dunno how to catch a crab, it's like a hunter: lay trap and wait for the prey. Today proved to be so enriching for me, and it's the FIRST time i'm doing it wahaha..

Early in the morning (6am), my mum start to prepare for the REAL THING. She cooked for full 2 hours until i woke up at 8am, for the picnic at noon for 6 ppl. Well, thank you mummy :D Then we set off to a place called White Rock/Stone (i forgot rock or stone :P). After the 200m sprint across the 200m long jetty, we settle down on a 风水 good spot and get ready to entrap. The the unexpected happen: my brother fell into the water!! Just kidding, we forgot to bring the bait LOLx..

So, we decided to ask the other crabber(sumone hu catch crabs) to spare us sum extra bait(whole lum of meat).. But due to him being a male therefore i cannot use my 美男计, and he rejected it.. Grrr. But we shall not be defeated so easily! We decided to use a new year auspicious food: 油角 as bait.. Well, wat can i say, the crabs have no taste, in the end the sea gull got all our new year dessert.

After being mean, god decided to give no reward to the gY crabber. He seem to realise his mistake and pass us his bait before he go with empty hands.. Then the onslaught began! We start to show the foreigners the proness of the chinese, and soon we got like 20+ crabs.. However, thanks to the gY canadian rule of forbiting the crabbing of female crabs(sexist canadian) and crabs smaller than 160mm, we only got 3 "legal" ones(-_-")

Haha, i forgot to say, due to our proness, so many ppl ask to take photo with our crabs, so many ppl crabbing but us and ONLY US got 3!!! PRONESS!!! Well, for further information, pls visit my msn messenger and i'll teach u the method to professional crabbing for just CAN$0.99 per min! If u want personal inquiry by cuming over to canada, free lodging and free lesson on professional crabbing is provided too! If u r female, free night service is available personaly by The Great Punisher himself! Cum while stocks last!

posted by -=Punisher=- @ 10:32 p.m.